Harry Potter Magical Wand Ink Splatter
garrisongold:

mmmmbeefy96:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

3rdhiccup:

thedorkiestviking:

3rdhiccup:

thedorkiestviking:

DON’T EVEN FUCKING GET ME STARTED JACK CHURCHILL. TOO LATE NOW. THE GUY SIGNED UP FOR A COMMANDO AIR DROP BECAUSE” it sounded fun”. HE CONSIDERED CARRYING A SWORD INTO BATTLE MANDATORY, BUT HE DIDNT USE SOME PRISSY LITTLE PARADE SABRE. HE CARRIED FUCKING CLAYMORE. HE SHEATHED IT NEXT TO HIS BAGPIPES & ENORMOUS TANK SIZED BALLS. HE WAS CAPTURED ONCE.  FOUND IT A BIT BORING SO HE LEFT. RECAPTURED, LEFT AGAIN. WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO BRITISH LINES TO FIND THE WAR HAD ENDED. HIS REACTION?”oh bugger”

He used a longbow too.

when he was captured the Germans found him playing god save the queen on his bagpipes

There’s too much. Have a link! 
He was also a surfer.

Oh bugger.

We must all aspire to be as “Mad” Jack Churchill

Only guy in WWII to have a confirmed longbow kill. Bow down to this guy.

garrisongold:

mmmmbeefy96:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

3rdhiccup:

thedorkiestviking:

3rdhiccup:

thedorkiestviking:

DON’T EVEN FUCKING GET ME STARTED JACK CHURCHILL. TOO LATE NOW. THE GUY SIGNED UP FOR A COMMANDO AIR DROP BECAUSE” it sounded fun”. HE CONSIDERED CARRYING A SWORD INTO BATTLE MANDATORY, BUT HE DIDNT USE SOME PRISSY LITTLE PARADE SABRE. HE CARRIED FUCKING CLAYMORE. HE SHEATHED IT NEXT TO HIS BAGPIPES & ENORMOUS TANK SIZED BALLS. HE WAS CAPTURED ONCE.  FOUND IT A BIT BORING SO HE LEFT. RECAPTURED, LEFT AGAIN. WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO BRITISH LINES TO FIND THE WAR HAD ENDED. HIS REACTION?”oh bugger”

He used a longbow too.

when he was captured the Germans found him playing god save the queen on his bagpipes

There’s too much. Have a link!

He was also a surfer.

Oh bugger.

We must all aspire to be as “Mad” Jack Churchill

Only guy in WWII to have a confirmed longbow kill. Bow down to this guy.

(Source: fearless-astrid-hofferson, via hermionethenextavenger)